i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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