so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
where are you?
Hypothermia
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Randomize
