The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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