so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
How's work?
Spinning.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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