I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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