IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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