question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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