hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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