New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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