someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
