I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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