Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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