It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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