thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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