found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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