Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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