he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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