i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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