he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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