She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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