Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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