Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I am mentally ready for anal.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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