Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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