I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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