I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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