it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
handjob tips. give me some.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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