Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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