It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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