She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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