is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Jerry, you need to find god
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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