Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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