You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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