Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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