Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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