i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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