I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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