i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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