I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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