Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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