ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
