but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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