Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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