the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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