her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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