i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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