I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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