what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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