the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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