Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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