Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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