is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
