Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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