Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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