God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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